The oil spill in the gulf, not to mention my last post, is all to depressing so i thought i would share some funnier comments. Hey you have to be able to laugh at what life throws you or you end up crying it away. Can't have that can we?
"In what may be the most positive news to date since the onset of the oil spill crisis, images taken by robotic underwater cameras revealed today that the broken oil pipe is the exact diameter of tween singing sensation Justin Bieber." Andy Borowitz
“The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine." Jimmy Fallon
"On Monday, British Petroleum promised to pay all necessary cleanup costs for this oil spill. And they said they will do it, no matter how much they have to raise gas prices." Jay Leno
"Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea." David Letterman
“BP has put more birds in oil than KFC.” As seen on my brother’s Facebook page
And thanks for all the kool aid, arsenic, and other sundry poison tips I got from my last post. Much appreciated.
tuneage, Sonic Syndicate - Revolution, Baby
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